This Weekend

SYMBIOTE!

This weekend i was fortunate to party with some sluts and it may have, actually was with no question, the funnest I've ever had. I didn't think a human being could drink so much beer and laugh so much until i did it. Hit the trifecta Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I lost my voice Sunday actually and it was raspy Monday from laughing so much. We invented "The Shimmy", Gonzo twisted his ankle, a wall got broke, girls almost got raped, Travis took a mixture of shots that included piss, shit and cum, Rodman gave me a blumpkin, we microwaved 'za, almost hid a dead girl in Narnia, peed on a chicks shoes, Mac Culkin wrote Nas' rhymes, we turned the stereo from "Loud", "Louder", to "What are you, nuts!?", Gum1, Gilleez licked a General, put an earthworm in Jimmy's dick, we met an angel from Waco, everybody did Giseppie, it was discovered that Paul Williams thinks wookie noises are hilarious, and uh, many other things.

Not to mention, I'm officially a member of the Century Club! (100 shots of beer in 100 minutes for those of you who aren't aware) And the MMC's are God's gift to Earth. All in all, that was the most fun I've ever had partying. I was gonna blog live, but i crashed out :(