Beerfest

(This is actually the beerfest team. Ashley is the photographer)

Poppa P knew who Danny Tanner was. That has nothing to do with this, but its a stat that everyone should know. Also, while im watching the Cavs beat the Hawks, i heard "We Made You" in the background. They beeped the word "lesbian". Your Joakim Noah. Not to mention you led Florida to a national title. In Basketball that is. Why'd i even think of him??? Conceited i guess.

Now lets get to business. Beerfest is a real funny movie. I wish it was real. It got me thinking if i had to assemble a real 5 person team for competition, who would i take?? I dont know why half this post was nonsense. Gay mind, stay on track. This was actually easier than i thought it would be. So without further ado, heres 4 other cats and why i picked them. Because I obviously Captain our team....

Ashley Carter - She's a girl. She's skinny and small. But she makes this list off of sheer will. I've seen her outdrink men plenty of times. She wouldn't quit on me. (I just heard Ready Or Not by The Fugees at the Cavs game too. Damn they're gonna win the Championship). Another great quality she brings is the fact that she isn't picky. A good trait to possess and one of which all these members do.

Gonzo- The original "Thickness". He'll always take an early lead and he never leaves a beer unfinished. He's drank a whole Tables worth of beers during a Pong game, just cuz he was thirsty. Although he fears bonging them, he's never shyed away from chugging his freshly opened beer. Also he thrives on crowd reaction. If there was an equivalent of hulking up in drinking, he does it.

Matt Byram- The "Rudy" of drinking. His heart is second to none. I would literally trade three grown men to draft Matthew Michael. A straight OG who literally drinks untill he falls asleep. And the only person on this list of whom i have never seen throw up. A true warrior. The heart of the party. I guarantee if you told him to bong a beer in his ass, he would.

Pete Silva- The other half of the "Fat Gaggins". Along with Me and Gonzo, he possesses the mindset of, "Ima get mine!!". Meaning, no matter where the party is or how much beer is there, he's gonna put in work. Even if that means bonging 2 beers, than playing a game of pong, and drinking a bud lime while playing that game. Trust me, i've witnessed it happen. He once sat outside by himself talking on the phone for an hour, and a bunch of girls and gay men left like 8 beers on that table. Some unopened, some opened with a drink taken out of em, and some halfway gone. And he cleaned the table off and hadnt moved.