1. Tom Brady - New England
A 3-time Super Bowl winner. When he was paired with the best Wide Receiver in the NFL, he set the single season record for Touchdown passes with 50. Even though he was hurt last season, he still ranks at number 1. If Brady's career ended today, he would end up as one of the top QB's in NFL history.
2. Peyton Manning - Indianapolis
The hardest worker in the NFL. Manning will more than likely end his career as the all-time leader in passing yards, touchdowns, attempts, completions, hell just about any record for a QB. Brady gets the nod simply because he's played consistently with Troy Brown, David Patten, Deion Branch, and Jabbar Gaffney. As opposed to Manning having Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dallas Clark and Edgerrin James.
3. Ben Roethlisberger - Pittsburgh
After winning 13 games as a rookie, and 2 Super Bowls to date, Big Ben has emerged into one of the Elite QB's in the league. There's only 3 of them in my opinion, so thats a damn good compliment. Roethlisberger's tough attitude and ability to make plays out of nothing makes him the perfect Quarterback for this beloved franchise. And at 27 years of age, he puts Pittsburgh in contention for a Super Bowl year in and year out.
4. Drew Brees - New Orleans
After the drafting of Phil Rivers in 2004, Chargers fans were all but ready to run Brees out of town. After New Orleans aquired him in 2006 via free agency, Brees revitalized his career. With a chip on his shoulder, and the weight of the Hurricane Katrina disaster, Brees led the league in passing yards with 4,418. Single handedly leading the Saints franchise out of the duldrims and transforming them into a top contender in the NFC.
5. Phil Rivers - San Diego
The all-time leader in NCAA starts with 51, Phil Rivers came to San Diego with alot of experience. After sitting 2 years behind Drew Brees, Rivers was finally handed the reigns in 2006 and led San Diego to a 14-2 mark and AFC Championship appearance. The following year, Rivers would lead San Diego to another AFC Championship appearance only to lose to the Patriots again despite playing with a torn ACL. In 2008, he would go on to lead the NFL in passing Touchdowns and passer rating.
6. Kurt Warner - Arizona
With one of the quickest releases in NFL history, and 2 NFL MVP awards under his belt, Warner proved he still had some gas left in the tank - leading the Cardinals to the Super Bowl in 2008. At age 37, he remains one of the to QB's in the league. One of the more respected players in the NFL, Warner should look forward to a HOF calling in his future.
7. Jay Cutler - Chicago
With one of the stronger arms in the NFL, Cutler is one of two Quarterbacks on this list to not even come close to reaching his full potential. A saavy leader with poise in the pocket, Cutler has all the tools to be considered elite someday. Hence the words "someday". After being traded to Chicago in the offseason, Cutler will move up north with an aging yet tenacious defense. A Pro Bowl selection in '08, Cutler is coming off his best professional year and I honestly think he'll lead Chicago to a NFC North crown.
8. Eli Manning - New York Giants
Manning struggled his first year in the Big Apple, but since he led NY to a Super Bowl victory over the 18-0 Patriots, he's proved that he's a franchise quarterback. Although Plaxico Burress is gone, expect Eli to lead the Giants to another Playoff appearance. Never one to put up gaudy stats, he simply wins football games. With Manning at the helm, the Giants are steady contenders in the tough NFC.
9. Matt Ryan - Atlanta
The "other" guy on this list with untapped potential, Ryan single handedly led Atlanta to a playoff appearance in 2008. Aside from transforming Roddy White into a top Receiver, Ryan showed his uncanny leadership abilities and poise in taking Atlanta from a 4-12 mark to an 11-5 record in 2008. The reigning Rookie of the Year, Ryan looks to return Atlanta to the NFC playoffs.
10. Tony Romo - Dallas
A true playmaker with Favre-esque qualities in his ability to make plays, Romo has all the tools necesary to become a Super Bowl quarterback. His only downfall is his lack there off leadership. With a talented team around him in 2009, expect the Cowboys to make great strides. If they miss the playoffs however, i wouldn't expect #9 to be a Cowboys for long.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Beer Pong

Game 1:
Start time -- 4:07pm
End time -- 4:16pm
Winner -- Phil by 3
Record -- Phil 1-0 / Pete 0-1
Notes: That little horse drank a cup poured on his head. Wood Harris nostalgia. Monkins made you.
Game 2:
Start time -- 4:37pm
End time -- 4:51pm
Winner -- Pete by 1
Record -- Phil 1-1 / Pete 1-1
Notes: We would put dice by a babyface to know who's turn it was. And earn extra points in Cedillo's drill by running an extra 10 yards each time. Pete woke up mad at black people lmao after a dream where they were rowdy watching a video.
Game 3:
Start time -- 5:06pm
End time -- 5:13pm
Winner -- Pete by 2
Record -- Phil 1-2 / Pete 2-1
Notes: Pete swears i called a German Shepard "Babe Ruth". Just saw a patrick Chewing commercial - Fuckin funny! Bmpin Lupe too. God damnit how'd he get lucky and defeat me again. Tommy Agee could beat me too. I'm Tokyo.
Game 4 results comin shortly ( If Sapo's down) .....
Random Shit

"The Game" goes mad hard. Funny show that comes on the CW Friday at 7:30pm. Coby Bell is real funny. Another funny black sitcom that is murdering the competition. Aight fixin to get some pong underway. Bumpin' "Relapse" and watching "Patton" on AMC muted. Fuck we're lucky!!
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I'm that horse on the ground. And the grey dinosaur toy used for a sword. Live pong updates comin here in a whole min. Gonna be drunk and watch Conference Finals around 7.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Smoke with the triedest and truest
Damn beer pong is so goddamn fun.
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Drake is mad overrated. he not a bad rapper, nor a bad singer, but no way in hell does he warrant all the hype he's recieved. Just my opinion. So that make's him overrated. Or overhyped. Whatever. Charles Hamilton is one of the rawest Emcees ive ever heard. And i've made my mall rounds.
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Eminem's newest CD "relapse" goes fuckin hard. But i already anticipated it being fuckin tite so i aint even surprised on the real. Nigga is mad ill.
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I'm playing beer pong with the bro and ready for Mike and Jenny's wedding. Shit gonne be mad fun. Real talk. I want to talk to Canibus. On the real though, Bis be rippin shit since like '98. I've always been a fan. That fool be spazzin sometimes, but he can rap crazy.
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Drake is mad overrated. he not a bad rapper, nor a bad singer, but no way in hell does he warrant all the hype he's recieved. Just my opinion. So that make's him overrated. Or overhyped. Whatever. Charles Hamilton is one of the rawest Emcees ive ever heard. And i've made my mall rounds.
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Eminem's newest CD "relapse" goes fuckin hard. But i already anticipated it being fuckin tite so i aint even surprised on the real. Nigga is mad ill.
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I'm playing beer pong with the bro and ready for Mike and Jenny's wedding. Shit gonne be mad fun. Real talk. I want to talk to Canibus. On the real though, Bis be rippin shit since like '98. I've always been a fan. That fool be spazzin sometimes, but he can rap crazy.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Spazzin'

Big Will dont want no J.O.B......Tenowich's from Baghdad......your Dad.......Mark Addy = me.......Napoleon Kaufman raped me.......Eh-oh is my greeting.....Eeh-onh is yours........Hey! You two were in "Hey Diddle Diddle".....Diddy plays Dancer in an FWO movie......which one of yall smoked weed first.......got Gizmo by da trote......Red Dead Revolver........tilt me up and down and i bleed......Bruce Eugene works harder than you.....got Bruce Shark's dick hard as a missile.....i asked girls if they liked dolls.....Ima give you a piece of my mind, a piece of my ass.......
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
UFC: Unleashed

Just copped the new UFC game and it goes hard as fuck. Our first bout was Pete's Bisping v. my Rampage. The Count kept Rampage at bay with early headkicks and fierce striking. But when Rampage took it to the ground he was too dominant and strong. Count made it through round 1, and in round 2, when they went back to the groound it was all Rampage with vicious strikes to the face and body and Mario Yamasaki was forced to jump in. Giving Quinton Jackson the first victory in many fights to come. This game kicks ass.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
More K-Mart vs. Mark Cuban
Its real funny when athletes/entertainers/celebritys cuss. The public holds them to such a high standard and gets offended when they turn out to be normal human beings. I'm gonna be laughin my ass off when Nuggets fans punk Cuban and his family and harass the small Mavs faithful come Game 5.
#1......Eminem - Relapse

After a 5 year hiatus Eminem returns with his 5th studio album, "Relapse" on May 19th. I know alot of people don't really like him because of what he raps about, IE drugs, homosexuals, murder, hell just about anything nasty that you wouldn't want your kids to hear. But theres no denying the talent that he possesses. Top 5 rapper dead or alive. No arguments there. In fact, the other night my homeboy and I were discussing Eminem and it was agreed that he's the only cat who could rap about the shit he does, and still get a free pass.
For instance in the song "Insane", which is literally insane and raw as fuck, he's talking about how everything in his past is so fucked up that it just literally makes him insane. In the last verse he spits, "don't you know what felch means (yeah) well than tell me / would you rather get felched or do the felching / fuck him in the ass suck the cum out while your belching / burp belch than go back for a second helping / can you dig what I'm saying man can you smell me / i want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me / fuck a little puppy kick the puppy while he's yelping / shady what the fuck you saying? i don't know help me / what the fuck is happening i think I'm fuckin melting / Marshall i just love ya boy i care about your well being / no dad i said no i don't need no help peeing / I'm a big boy i can do it by myself see / i only get naked when the babysitter tells me / she showed me a movie like nightmare on elm street / but it was X and they called it pubic hair on Chelsea / well this is called ass rape and we're shooting a jail scene"
Maaaaaaan. Dude goes hard!! Sadly it's been leaked on the Internet, but i aint trying to download it. Best believe ima cop it on the 19th! And if it counts for anything, i think "Slim Shady LP", his debut album from 1999, is a classic.
Monday, May 11, 2009
#2......Charles Hamilton - This Perfect Life

Expected to drop June 23, this cat has all the tools to take over the game. No lie. Alot of people want to hate on him cuz he wears pink and thinks Gods a woman. Now, while i don't agree with that last statement, i could care less if he wore purple stripes and thought God was an animal. Dude is dope as fuck. If you haven't heard of him, than you are totally missing out. I slept on him for a whole minute because i thought he was Anthony Hamilton. Dude drops a lot of music which is good and bad. As "Detox" is almost guarantee'd to be a hit, this one's kind of up for grabs. It has so much potential to be raw as fuck, but commercialy could flop. But thats not really a knock on Sonic, just means the public has shitty taste in real hip hop music.
If youre a fan of true hip-hop, like myself, you know the number 1 tool for rappers is the abilty to rap. Plain and simple. But we all know lyricism has taken a side step to flashy, hip beats and catchy ringtone dances. Hamilton isnt only lyrics though. He really speaks and cares for the game and you can feel his passion through his lyrics. Just listen to the song "What's Going On" off of the "Hamiltonization Process". I would put him in the top 10 MCs on the planet right now. He has a true love for music and it shows. He's talented as fuck. I dont really think he'll push alot of units, but i know it'll be in my radio come the 23rd. First single is "Barbara Walters", and its pretty raw. He's wrecked all his mixtapes so now all we can do is just sit and wait. Lets hope Interscope gets this done.
#3.....Dr. Dre - Detox

Nobody really knows whats gonna be on here and i think that's a good thing. He's been working on it for almost 5 years now and this is probably the only album on this list with the possibility of being an instant classic. Real talk. In 1992, Dre blessed us with one of the best Albums of all time in "The Chronic". Shits probably the best produced CD ever along with Wu Tangs "Enter the 36 Chambers". Chronic could still get bumped today and is still a personal favorite of mine. Even "2001" goes hard. Hopefully Devin the Dude returns with a guest spot on here. Featured guests should include T.I., Ice Cube, Bishop Lamont, Drake, Jay-Z, Nas, Lil Wayne, 50 cent, The Game, and of course Eminem and Snoop. This one's gonna be dope as fuck so you can only wonder how ill the top 2 are.....
Saturday, May 9, 2009
#4.....Jay Z - Blueprint 3

Very rarely does Jigga man make a wack album. Meaning, only Roc La Familia was weak, but it definately isnt a knock on him. The first two singles are "Jockin Jay-Z", and "Swagga Like Us". We'll probably sing them and remix em with dibbs lines. Supposedly it will drop in Sept, but who really knows. Production will mainly be handled by Kanye West. Go cop the Air Yeezy's! Jigga remains in the limelight because of his superior lyrical talent, and his ability to move units. So if i had to pick an album to be the safest pick, it would definately be BP3. This would be a good birthday present for the gagginz. Ah, man what's optalk?
Friday, May 8, 2009
# 5.....Clipse - Till the Casket Drops

Clipse burst onto the scene with 2002's "Lord Willin" and followed that up with the critically acclaimed "Hell Hath No Fury" in 2006. Over the years Malice and Pusha have showcased there lyrical skills, and proved they deserve to be in the mainstream. Probably the only cats who could rap about cocaine on every record and still be hot. They dropped a mixtape in December 2008 aptly titled, "Road to Till the Casket Drops". Shit was straight fire. This new album will feature production from Kanye, Swiss Beatz, Rick Rubin, and of course The Neptunes. With 2 hot albums under there belt already, expect this one to follow suit and hit the trifecta.
5 Most Anticipated Albums for 2009

They claim Hip Hop is dead, and i dont fully agree with that but it's def not what it used to be. Now im not the type of guy who hates all rappers who didnt drop in the 90s or nothin like that. I just think that nowadays, alot of rappers have discarded the Lyrical part of it. The art of Emceeing is definately dying.
But I've been saying for quite some time, 2009 is gonna be a great year in Hip Hop. Theres alot of bullshit music coming out nowadays. but there's alot of good music too. Just gotta open ya ears up and quit listenin to the radio. A few legends will drop later this year. Along with a bunch of new cats. So with that being said I will bring you a countdown of my 5 Most Anticipated albums for '09. If you're expecting to read about Wayne's rock album, you can find another list cuz it aint here potna! Best two CDs of this year are DOOM's "Born Like This" and Jadakiss' "The Last Kiss". Jada been relevant in the game for over a decade, and just now he's startin to get mainstream love. Its ashame. DOOM def aint as famous but he on some different shit. Raw. Stay tuned for the countdown starting with #5....
S.P.M Freestyle
This Bud Light is so fuckin good. Ice cold. Heaven will probably taste like beer. This freestyle is a personal favorite of my older brother Andrew.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Funny Text

Pete texted me "what you doin ramhead?". So i told him, "shit, just droppin my bowl when that spirit comes becuase my door didnt have lamb blood on it". Making me Ramses. And he responded, "Lmao fuckin funny, i was gonna call you ramses but didnt feel like spelling it. no joke". Thats funny we both thought of Ramses at the same time. Prince Of Egypt goes hard.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Funny Text
Thoughts

Damn Rihanna is fine as hell. I aint even gonna front. I also established a new Pong rival in Big D. Damn we had a best of 5 series and obviously that hoe went all the way to game 5. He beat me with 1 cup left after we were both drunk and full as shit. Actually drunk right now so give me props on the raw typing skills. Man im physically and emotionally drained from that series lol. That fool brought the heat and i couldnt hang in the 5th. Fell 1 cup short. Def a Bird/Magic battle. Gotta pay respect though cuz we wuz both full as fuck and i didnt think i would make it through after like the first 3 games. A brit tried a figure four.
That byram Country Mix go hard as hell. I miss that nigga on the reals. Cant fuckin wait till summer to have mad parties lol. When he comes back, me pete him and dev should get together and fuckin chill and dominate a keg. Only friends worthy of chillin with my family are Matt and the Beasts. Damn im fuckin rambling but its all good. Had a fuckin blast too. Well i gonna wander lmao. Roger Gore is getting life in prison and my sister bought him Sonic once.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Beerfest
(This is actually the beerfest team. Ashley is the photographer)
Poppa P knew who Danny Tanner was. That has nothing to do with this, but its a stat that everyone should know. Also, while im watching the Cavs beat the Hawks, i heard "We Made You" in the background. They beeped the word "lesbian". Your Joakim Noah. Not to mention you led Florida to a national title. In Basketball that is. Why'd i even think of him??? Conceited i guess.
Now lets get to business. Beerfest is a real funny movie. I wish it was real. It got me thinking if i had to assemble a real 5 person team for competition, who would i take?? I dont know why half this post was nonsense. Gay mind, stay on track. This was actually easier than i thought it would be. So without further ado, heres 4 other cats and why i picked them. Because I obviously Captain our team....
Ashley Carter - She's a girl. She's skinny and small. But she makes this list off of sheer will. I've seen her outdrink men plenty of times. She wouldn't quit on me. (I just heard Ready Or Not by The Fugees at the Cavs game too. Damn they're gonna win the Championship). Another great quality she brings is the fact that she isn't picky. A good trait to possess and one of which all these members do.
Gonzo- The original "Thickness". He'll always take an early lead and he never leaves a beer unfinished. He's drank a whole Tables worth of beers during a Pong game, just cuz he was thirsty. Although he fears bonging them, he's never shyed away from chugging his freshly opened beer. Also he thrives on crowd reaction. If there was an equivalent of hulking up in drinking, he does it.
Matt Byram- The "Rudy" of drinking. His heart is second to none. I would literally trade three grown men to draft Matthew Michael. A straight OG who literally drinks untill he falls asleep. And the only person on this list of whom i have never seen throw up. A true warrior. The heart of the party. I guarantee if you told him to bong a beer in his ass, he would.
Pete Silva- The other half of the "Fat Gaggins". Along with Me and Gonzo, he possesses the mindset of, "Ima get mine!!". Meaning, no matter where the party is or how much beer is there, he's gonna put in work. Even if that means bonging 2 beers, than playing a game of pong, and drinking a bud lime while playing that game. Trust me, i've witnessed it happen. He once sat outside by himself talking on the phone for an hour, and a bunch of girls and gay men left like 8 beers on that table. Some unopened, some opened with a drink taken out of em, and some halfway gone. And he cleaned the table off and hadnt moved.
Quick Hits

Easily in the top 5 funnest games of all time for any console. PS2 used to run shit. We could play that shit for days and have epic battles. Ultimate Warrior, Booker T, Lyger (the black steiner), Heath, the Robot, Ken Shamrock (no one could fuck with him in royal rumbles). Dancer used to do those Beepit Elbow's and attempt to throw off both elbow pads but they wouldnt come off. Dad was at the bottom of the ramp. Sada used to beat you in Ladder Matches cuz he was real quick. The only gay thing about this game was it took days to save.
On another note, tonite was the first time i ever tried a Mickeys 40 oz. It was delicious. Well that doesnt say much, cuz every 40 is fuckin good. Damn i murdered cats on the Edward 40 Hands. You from the Dagobah ???? You big poppa right???? You from Texas??!! Damn Texas and Beer are two of the cooler things ever invented. If you dont like either of them, you're fuckin weak.
Chicharones and a 12-pack of Bud Lime sound Heavenly. Played the new UFC game demo for PS3 and that shit went hard. Graphics were crazy and shit was mad fun. Chuck Liddell and Shogun Rua had at least 30 epic fights tonite. You would've said "72 fights". Man if they hit Hip Hop i'm goin out there!
Monday, May 4, 2009
Intro
I'll probably end up posting alot of nonsense on here such as "Ill Thoughts", stuff about FWO, funny stuff that happens at parties, movies, music, sports shit, and random things that race through my head.
With that being said, i am wearing a blue t-shirt right now and i look like Calibos. Too bad im Canibus. Signin' off...Peace
With that being said, i am wearing a blue t-shirt right now and i look like Calibos. Too bad im Canibus. Signin' off...Peace
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