Summer ’09 comes to a close

With the end of summer having arrived I just wanted to reflect on mine. It was with no question the best I've ever had (Drake voice). Here are some quick Awards and highlights for you all to enjoy.

My pong record:

94 - 41

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Top drinking buddies:

1. Gonzo
2. Gilleez
3. Paul
4. J-Rod



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Top party spots:

1. Reserve Apartments (Gilleez crib)
2. Perfection (Silva crib)

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Cutest Crew Award:

Our last chance to party before we leave for School happened this Tuesday in Perfection with Jacci, and Ronny. Jacci didn’t drink so she could be the designated driver, Pete and I drank all the beer during pong, and Ronny drank 3 Joose’s. That night he proved himself as the funniest man alive. To top it off, Pete sold him 5 shirts for $25. How horny is that?

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Creepiest Crew Award:

One Friday Paul came over, we pre-gamed and than went to Marco’s. We started playing Pong and than Paul decided to go to his girlfriend’s crib for a bit and never returned. So we were abandoned there with many strangers. But you know the Simba’s mingle and become the heart of the party. Eventually after running the table and 2 hours later, Ashley’s beast ass came and saved the day!

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Memorable Characters Met:

Rae - Gillez' main squeeze. She wore my polo and was the first female MMC.
Megan - She can move her tongue really fast.
Wynslow - The lesser known of this trio. She had something in store for her.
Oso - Nick Olsen. He's known to call his shots in pong and get nasty.
Veronica - She was literally used as a Taxi driver.
Everett - A black man from jail who had stab wounds and freestyled alot.
Jodi - Marco's best friend. She was real hot one night.
Justin - Jodi's brother. He's a sophomore Tackle at Albany.
Sonny - His friend got caught stealing gas and was forced to pay.
Audi - She held a shovel.
Shawna - Ratbag's cousin. She got real hammered and Pete watched her pee.
Kyla - Audi's best friend. Pete hit on her alot but she did want the dick.
Brianna - Paul's fiancee. She's stronger than he is.
Katie - Brianna's cousin. She's Gonzo and gave us Babalu updates.
D.J. - Gilleez neighbor. He was hustled for liquor, and robbed of his hose head.
Gail - A super cute girl from Waco. She's known as the "Angel".
Sonia - We went to school with her for 8 years, yet no one knew her.
Paige - A white girl who drank Joose and got touched numerous times.

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Most Fun Party Award:

It was a Saturday night at Gilleez’ and it started out as usual. Playing Pong, bonging some beers and getting ratchet. Little did we know it would change our lives for the better. After getting hammered that night, Gonzo, Gilleez, Pete and I woke up and reminisced about our previous adventure. We also enjoyed watching Michael Jackson tributes all morning/night. That’s when it hit us. Let’s start playing pong!

It was a mere 10:00am but we figured fuck it. Why wait for Sunday night to boogey? We ordered ‘za and drank about 4 cases throughout the day, not to mention drank that night too until about 4:00am Monday morning. When we finally woke up we departed his Apartment around Noon and went home and crashed. Our voices were all hoarse and we were fatigued as hell.

That’s the most I’ve ever laughed in my life. So many funny things were said/invented that night, that it’s one that will truly be cherished for years to come. And definitely one that I will never forget. It’s easily the most fun I’ve had in my whole drinking career. No other night even comes close. Every man should get the chance to drink for 24 hours out of a possible 32 with his 3 best friends.

HOF for Mason? Not quite

With the announcment of Derrick Mason's retirement coming earlier today, i think now is the right time to say that while he isn't quite Hall of Fame material, there's no doubting that he is one of the most underrated Wide Receivers of his time. He's been one of the more consistent WRs in the AFC since 2000 when he took over the starting role in Tennessee.

Mason managed to gain 1,000 yards in 7 of his 9 years as a starter and made the Pro-Bowl in 2 of them. He was the primary target of Steve McNair, and helped Joe Flacco develop as a solid NFL Quarterback. Mason's one of the more "under the radar" WRs in the league, never flashy, just got the job done. He was a good route runner and had solid hands. And though reports say he asked for a 2-3 year extension, which were denied because the Ravens organization beleives he didn't warrant one, don't beleive the hype that he's washed up.

Mason would be a great pickup for a team with some cap space and a hole in there Receiving corps. He's still a 1 or 2 option in my opinion.

Rampage just became the coolest UFC fighter

B.o.B - "Put Me On"

Check out Bobby Ray's video from his newest Mixtape titled "B.o.B v. Bobby Ray". This shit is straight fire. Best mixtape of the year hands down!

Album Review: Tonya Morgan - Brooklynati

A friend of mine told me about this group he heard about 2 weeks ago. He downloaded there sophomore LP, "Brooklynati", and told me it was straight fire. He said it was the second best CD this year after Eminem's "Relapse". Damn! It must be pretty good right?? So after hearing so much hype about Tonya Morgan, you know I had to check it out for myself...

When the first beat drops on the first track, I could tell i was in for a blast to the past to a smooth, melodic East Coast sound. Almost every track on here stays true to this formula though. So if you're not a fan of this distinct sound, you might as well press the eject button. After my first listen, it's easy to tell that Tonya Morgan was heavily influenced by early NY rap groups such as A Tribe called Quest and Wu Tang. Of course, y'all know me as a fan of this sound, so early on I'm vibin to it. But as you get through the whole CD, this is really all you get. It's a good musical CD to just kick it and smoke a beadie to, but the rhymes just weren't there for me. I never heard one line where i went "Daaaammmmmnnnn!" and had to rewind it or nothing. They also fail to change there flows throughout the album. So that leaves a lot of the tracks with the same sound.

I could really go on and on, but to save us both time I'll close it up with this. To be successful in Hip-Hop, in my opinion, lyricism IS a must. So when an album is lacking in that department, it takes a big hit. Also, it lacked a mainstream/radio friendly track. At first listen i was ready to give "Brooklynati" a 7 or 8. But after repeated listens I'll just say it's a pretty good CD.

Final rating 6/10

Who's with me

When are we going to poke E.T's face????

This Weekend

SYMBIOTE!

This weekend i was fortunate to party with some sluts and it may have, actually was with no question, the funnest I've ever had. I didn't think a human being could drink so much beer and laugh so much until i did it. Hit the trifecta Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I lost my voice Sunday actually and it was raspy Monday from laughing so much. We invented "The Shimmy", Gonzo twisted his ankle, a wall got broke, girls almost got raped, Travis took a mixture of shots that included piss, shit and cum, Rodman gave me a blumpkin, we microwaved 'za, almost hid a dead girl in Narnia, peed on a chicks shoes, Mac Culkin wrote Nas' rhymes, we turned the stereo from "Loud", "Louder", to "What are you, nuts!?", Gum1, Gilleez licked a General, put an earthworm in Jimmy's dick, we met an angel from Waco, everybody did Giseppie, it was discovered that Paul Williams thinks wookie noises are hilarious, and uh, many other things.

Not to mention, I'm officially a member of the Century Club! (100 shots of beer in 100 minutes for those of you who aren't aware) And the MMC's are God's gift to Earth. All in all, that was the most fun I've ever had partying. I was gonna blog live, but i crashed out :(

The Hushpuppy

The Hushpuppy finished his career with a 29-4 record. On top of that, this damn beast retired with the Middleweight Title.

After he won it for the first time against Rich Franklin on October 13, 2012 -- he successfully defended it 17 times. His last title defense came against Dan Henderson on April 23, 2016 which he won by KO and was inducted into the UFC Hall of Fame. Bringing an end to his 42 month reign as Champion. His only losses came against Henderson and Thales Leites 3 times. Fortunately for Leites, Hushpuppy never got another shot at him once he got on his 17 match win streak. But I'm sure if he did, he would've avenged his only blemish.

He's also super handsome and i would post a pic of him on here, but Sarah's big ass broke our USB port, therefore denying my chances of uploading a pic, and of you getting to see this handsome prince with your own two eyes.

UPDATE: Wiggled it and just forced it in diagonally, so now it's fixed. Guess it was just jammed and crooked for a whole minute. Enjoy this precious man!


- 92 Overall
- Level 3 Kick boxer
- Level 3 Wrestler

FWO

The following is a list of Faces. Pretty much every single one of them, give or take a few. So Print this page, and study it every night. They're grouped in familys except for 64-72. Any questions about any of them, feel free to ask!

1. Dancer
2. Dasher
3. Virgil
4. BD

5. Todd
6. April
7. BT
8. BA

9. Dancer Horns
10. Dasher Horns
11. Achee
12. BDH
13. Forge

14. Daryl Spinhead
15. Bernice
16. Willie
17. Billy
18. Dibbs
19. Dark Billy
20. Derk
21. Pierre
22. Silly
23. Chile
24. Andrew
25. Penn Gilette
26. Skunk
27. Biondio
28. BB
29. Marvin
30. Giseppie
31. Gilbert
32. Ned Drowsy
33. Jerken

34. Sad Horns
35. Mad Kina
36. Sada
37. Ray Philip
38. Nick Peter
39. Mamaluka
40. Warrior
41. Pippen
42. Big Eye
43. Bruno
44. BM
45. Alexis
46. Sadette

47. Beepy
48. Maggie D
49. Shane
50. Jonathon
51. Delilah
52. Mancer
53. BDD
54. DD
55. BZ
56. BG

57. Zylan
58. Ed Baby Zylan
59. Maude

60. Ant
61. Baby Ant
62. Curtis
63. Scratchy

64. Travis
65. Arthrotodd
66. DT
67. Dyclops
68. PJ
69. B6
70. Pistachio
71. Chameleon
72. Lil

Beer Pong

A common topic here at Reppin the Streets. I bring this up though because i was looking at this chicks pictures on Myspace and one had a caption saying, "Beer Pong Champs", along with many comments varying from, "you can't beat us", "we're the real champs", and "I would wreck y'all" or something like that. So this got me thinking, and it's true, everyone who's ever played Pong, really does think they're the best.

Now, I've made my mall rounds, and played with many different characters. I've seen some cats who are pretty cold and some who suck. A lot of people say it's luck, but it really does require skill. With that being said, I want to get 64 teams together and make them all play like 10 games that night, all against different opponents, and depending on records and how good they were, they could get ranked from 1-64. Than seed a tournament of those same 64 teams. Meaning the top 4 teams, would be the 4 #1 seeds and so on. Then we could really see who the coldest cats are. If you're reading this, you know you would be down for my tournament.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, I'm the best pong player =)

Dream

Pete had a dream that Mike, me, him, Marcos Garcia, and others got pulled over for drinking. Then we were at a party and Pete kept hitting on some girl. Than some guy dropped a glass on Petes foot so we were gonna jump that dude. After that Christie Lerma pulled up and I gave her $100 for some yay. Than Pete got mad because we were in a classroom and i couldn't sit in my chair because i was high. And he asked if i had any left and I said, "Me, Gilleez, and Charles snorted it all". Charles being Charles Pippin. A kid from Middle School with down syndrome......

Been Awhile...

It's been a whole minute since i posted another blog on here. Sorry to dissappoint all you fans. I do have some cool news though. Some buddies and I started working out again and are trying to eat right for the first time in 20 years. I'm mad sore since I've been out the game for so long. The saddest news is I can only drink on the weekends. ---Sheds a tear---

Gotta sacrifice what I love most for what I NEED most. Weird? Or funny. When the Gagginz return in December, I can promise they will be thinner and stronger than ever. Enough about the serious stuff, (Everyone wants to hear the dumb nonsense and spazzin from before) So without further adeu....

FREDDY ADU!

Fred Kruger let me play in his pubes. And i beat Wolfenstein 3D, episode 1 on "I am Death Incarnate", which is equivalent to All-Madden for you non wolfenstein fans. Wait, is there such a thing as a non-wolfenstein fan? Doubt it.

Oh, it turns out i was right on about "Relapse". Shit's untouchable. Best CD of 2009. Speaking of which, Isn't that whack that Donte Stallworth got 1 month for murdering another human being, yet Ookie got 23 months for fighting some fucking dogs!!!? That's insane.

Best Rapper

This isn't even my opinion, just a fact. A great topic to debate, everyone loves to chime in there two cents. But I'll be the first to tell you that there are only 3 rappers who can be considered the G.O.A.T. Jay-Z, BIG, and Eminem. Now i know y'all are gonna go haywire on me for not putting Queensbridge finest, and 2Pac.

But that's fine. Because Nasty Nas doesn't have quite the mainstream success as the aforementioned 3. And 2Pac, while definitely one of the rawest rapper's ever, remains a little overrated to me. That doesn't mean he "sucks" or was "whack" or anything like that. It just simply means he isn't a better rapper than BIG, Jigga, or Shady. Now before i catch mad heat for that, lemme explain.

Yes, few cats have ever matched his passion and he is the MOST influential rapper ever. He rapped about real shit and he's definitely one of my favorite rappers. But lyrically, i don't think he was as good as people make him out to be. Somewhere along the line someone told us that you had to choose between The Notorious B.I.G and Tupac Shakur for your favorite rapper. Which i think is preposterous.

With all that being said BIG's career was cut short. (All the BIG haters will cry that 2Pac's was cut short too but he put out 5 albums as opposed to BIG's 2). So he definitely never reached his full potential. Not to mention both were classics.

Jay has all the accolades that would allow him to claim this title, along with one of the tightest flows our ears have ever heard. The only thing he really lacks are superb lyrics. Only three cats in my opinion stand in the "Elite MC" category. And you can probably guess all of them. If you guessed BIG, Nas, and Eminem--- you were right!

Now on to Mr. Mathers. He's the highest selling artist, lyrically he's almost untouchable. The flow is top 3 too. And he has 3 classics under his belt. Am i the first one to label "Relapse" as a classic??? Maybe so. It's the best CD I've heard since Nas' "Hip Hop is Dead" from 2006. If you compare the Shady LP to Relapse, you can see how much he's matured. The flow is almost crazy. Like y'all prolly wont even notice how ill it really is. His flow on Relapse is equivalent to Jerry Rice's stats. Like ain't no one fuckin with it. Real Talk.

Ill Thoughts

Scoop raped me in a Camry.....Yes this Scoop......Kiefer marched to the beat of a penguins drum.....lets talk about the toy....

Damn i cant even think right now. Just enjoy the rest of this blog. It might make you laugh. You will smile though. Guaranteed.

Top 10 Quarterbacks in the NFL

1. Tom Brady - New England
A 3-time Super Bowl winner. When he was paired with the best Wide Receiver in the NFL, he set the single season record for Touchdown passes with 50. Even though he was hurt last season, he still ranks at number 1. If Brady's career ended today, he would end up as one of the top QB's in NFL history.

2. Peyton Manning - Indianapolis
The hardest worker in the NFL. Manning will more than likely end his career as the all-time leader in passing yards, touchdowns, attempts, completions, hell just about any record for a QB. Brady gets the nod simply because he's played consistently with Troy Brown, David Patten, Deion Branch, and Jabbar Gaffney. As opposed to Manning having Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dallas Clark and Edgerrin James.

3. Ben Roethlisberger - Pittsburgh
After winning 13 games as a rookie, and 2 Super Bowls to date, Big Ben has emerged into one of the Elite QB's in the league. There's only 3 of them in my opinion, so thats a damn good compliment. Roethlisberger's tough attitude and ability to make plays out of nothing makes him the perfect Quarterback for this beloved franchise. And at 27 years of age, he puts Pittsburgh in contention for a Super Bowl year in and year out.

4. Drew Brees - New Orleans
After the drafting of Phil Rivers in 2004, Chargers fans were all but ready to run Brees out of town. After New Orleans aquired him in 2006 via free agency, Brees revitalized his career. With a chip on his shoulder, and the weight of the Hurricane Katrina disaster, Brees led the league in passing yards with 4,418. Single handedly leading the Saints franchise out of the duldrims and transforming them into a top contender in the NFC.

5. Phil Rivers - San Diego
The all-time leader in NCAA starts with 51, Phil Rivers came to San Diego with alot of experience. After sitting 2 years behind Drew Brees, Rivers was finally handed the reigns in 2006 and led San Diego to a 14-2 mark and AFC Championship appearance. The following year, Rivers would lead San Diego to another AFC Championship appearance only to lose to the Patriots again despite playing with a torn ACL. In 2008, he would go on to lead the NFL in passing Touchdowns and passer rating.

6. Kurt Warner - Arizona
With one of the quickest releases in NFL history, and 2 NFL MVP awards under his belt, Warner proved he still had some gas left in the tank - leading the Cardinals to the Super Bowl in 2008. At age 37, he remains one of the to QB's in the league. One of the more respected players in the NFL, Warner should look forward to a HOF calling in his future.

7. Jay Cutler - Chicago
With one of the stronger arms in the NFL, Cutler is one of two Quarterbacks on this list to not even come close to reaching his full potential. A saavy leader with poise in the pocket, Cutler has all the tools to be considered elite someday. Hence the words "someday". After being traded to Chicago in the offseason, Cutler will move up north with an aging yet tenacious defense. A Pro Bowl selection in '08, Cutler is coming off his best professional year and I honestly think he'll lead Chicago to a NFC North crown.

8. Eli Manning - New York Giants
Manning struggled his first year in the Big Apple, but since he led NY to a Super Bowl victory over the 18-0 Patriots, he's proved that he's a franchise quarterback. Although Plaxico Burress is gone, expect Eli to lead the Giants to another Playoff appearance. Never one to put up gaudy stats, he simply wins football games. With Manning at the helm, the Giants are steady contenders in the tough NFC.

9. Matt Ryan - Atlanta
The "other" guy on this list with untapped potential, Ryan single handedly led Atlanta to a playoff appearance in 2008. Aside from transforming Roddy White into a top Receiver, Ryan showed his uncanny leadership abilities and poise in taking Atlanta from a 4-12 mark to an 11-5 record in 2008. The reigning Rookie of the Year, Ryan looks to return Atlanta to the NFC playoffs.

10. Tony Romo - Dallas
A true playmaker with Favre-esque qualities in his ability to make plays, Romo has all the tools necesary to become a Super Bowl quarterback. His only downfall is his lack there off leadership. With a talented team around him in 2009, expect the Cowboys to make great strides. If they miss the playoffs however, i wouldn't expect #9 to be a Cowboys for long.

Beer Pong

Game 1:
Start time -- 4:07pm
End time -- 4:16pm

Winner -- Phil by 3
Record -- Phil 1-0 / Pete 0-1

Notes: That little horse drank a cup poured on his head. Wood Harris nostalgia. Monkins made you.

Game 2:
Start time -- 4:37pm
End time -- 4:51pm

Winner -- Pete by 1
Record -- Phil 1-1 / Pete 1-1

Notes: We would put dice by a babyface to know who's turn it was. And earn extra points in Cedillo's drill by running an extra 10 yards each time. Pete woke up mad at black people lmao after a dream where they were rowdy watching a video.

Game 3:
Start time -- 5:06pm
End time -- 5:13pm

Winner -- Pete by 2
Record -- Phil 1-2 / Pete 2-1

Notes: Pete swears i called a German Shepard "Babe Ruth". Just saw a patrick Chewing commercial - Fuckin funny! Bmpin Lupe too. God damnit how'd he get lucky and defeat me again. Tommy Agee could beat me too. I'm Tokyo.

Game 4 results comin shortly ( If Sapo's down) .....

Random Shit

"The Game" goes mad hard. Funny show that comes on the CW Friday at 7:30pm. Coby Bell is real funny. Another funny black sitcom that is murdering the competition. Aight fixin to get some pong underway. Bumpin' "Relapse" and watching "Patton" on AMC muted. Fuck we're lucky!!
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I'm that horse on the ground. And the grey dinosaur toy used for a sword. Live pong updates comin here in a whole min. Gonna be drunk and watch Conference Finals around 7.

Smoke with the triedest and truest

Damn beer pong is so goddamn fun.
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Drake is mad overrated. he not a bad rapper, nor a bad singer, but no way in hell does he warrant all the hype he's recieved. Just my opinion. So that make's him overrated. Or overhyped. Whatever. Charles Hamilton is one of the rawest Emcees ive ever heard. And i've made my mall rounds.

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Eminem's newest CD "relapse" goes fuckin hard. But i already anticipated it being fuckin tite so i aint even surprised on the real. Nigga is mad ill.
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I'm playing beer pong with the bro and ready for Mike and Jenny's wedding. Shit gonne be mad fun. Real talk. I want to talk to Canibus. On the real though, Bis be rippin shit since like '98. I've always been a fan. That fool be spazzin sometimes, but he can rap crazy.

After They Blew Some Kill

Two fuckin kings just chillin.....

Spazzin'

Big Will dont want no J.O.B......Tenowich's from Baghdad......your Dad.......Mark Addy = me.......Napoleon Kaufman raped me.......Eh-oh is my greeting.....Eeh-onh is yours........Hey! You two were in "Hey Diddle Diddle".....Diddy plays Dancer in an FWO movie......which one of yall smoked weed first.......got Gizmo by da trote......Red Dead Revolver........tilt me up and down and i bleed......Bruce Eugene works harder than you.....got Bruce Shark's dick hard as a missile.....i asked girls if they liked dolls.....Ima give you a piece of my mind, a piece of my ass.......

UFC: Unleashed

Just copped the new UFC game and it goes hard as fuck. Our first bout was Pete's Bisping v. my Rampage. The Count kept Rampage at bay with early headkicks and fierce striking. But when Rampage took it to the ground he was too dominant and strong. Count made it through round 1, and in round 2, when they went back to the groound it was all Rampage with vicious strikes to the face and body and Mario Yamasaki was forced to jump in. Giving Quinton Jackson the first victory in many fights to come. This game kicks ass.

Who ??

Who's gonna win? Vili Fualaau? Or the hands of medicine?

Nigga got me on Lock-down

More K-Mart vs. Mark Cuban

Its real funny when athletes/entertainers/celebritys cuss. The public holds them to such a high standard and gets offended when they turn out to be normal human beings. I'm gonna be laughin my ass off when Nuggets fans punk Cuban and his family and harass the small Mavs faithful come Game 5.

Family Guy

I laughed my dick off at 1:25

#1......Eminem - Relapse

After a 5 year hiatus Eminem returns with his 5th studio album, "Relapse" on May 19th. I know alot of people don't really like him because of what he raps about, IE drugs, homosexuals, murder, hell just about anything nasty that you wouldn't want your kids to hear. But theres no denying the talent that he possesses. Top 5 rapper dead or alive. No arguments there. In fact, the other night my homeboy and I were discussing Eminem and it was agreed that he's the only cat who could rap about the shit he does, and still get a free pass.

For instance in the song "Insane", which is literally insane and raw as fuck, he's talking about how everything in his past is so fucked up that it just literally makes him insane. In the last verse he spits, "don't you know what felch means (yeah) well than tell me / would you rather get felched or do the felching / fuck him in the ass suck the cum out while your belching / burp belch than go back for a second helping / can you dig what I'm saying man can you smell me / i want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me / fuck a little puppy kick the puppy while he's yelping / shady what the fuck you saying? i don't know help me / what the fuck is happening i think I'm fuckin melting / Marshall i just love ya boy i care about your well being / no dad i said no i don't need no help peeing / I'm a big boy i can do it by myself see / i only get naked when the babysitter tells me / she showed me a movie like nightmare on elm street / but it was X and they called it pubic hair on Chelsea / well this is called ass rape and we're shooting a jail scene"

Maaaaaaan. Dude goes hard!! Sadly it's been leaked on the Internet, but i aint trying to download it. Best believe ima cop it on the 19th! And if it counts for anything, i think "Slim Shady LP", his debut album from 1999, is a classic.

#2......Charles Hamilton - This Perfect Life

Expected to drop June 23, this cat has all the tools to take over the game. No lie. Alot of people want to hate on him cuz he wears pink and thinks Gods a woman. Now, while i don't agree with that last statement, i could care less if he wore purple stripes and thought God was an animal. Dude is dope as fuck. If you haven't heard of him, than you are totally missing out. I slept on him for a whole minute because i thought he was Anthony Hamilton. Dude drops a lot of music which is good and bad. As "Detox" is almost guarantee'd to be a hit, this one's kind of up for grabs. It has so much potential to be raw as fuck, but commercialy could flop. But thats not really a knock on Sonic, just means the public has shitty taste in real hip hop music.

If youre a fan of true hip-hop, like myself, you know the number 1 tool for rappers is the abilty to rap. Plain and simple. But we all know lyricism has taken a side step to flashy, hip beats and catchy ringtone dances. Hamilton isnt only lyrics though. He really speaks and cares for the game and you can feel his passion through his lyrics. Just listen to the song "What's Going On" off of the "Hamiltonization Process". I would put him in the top 10 MCs on the planet right now. He has a true love for music and it shows. He's talented as fuck. I dont really think he'll push alot of units, but i know it'll be in my radio come the 23rd. First single is "Barbara Walters", and its pretty raw. He's wrecked all his mixtapes so now all we can do is just sit and wait. Lets hope Interscope gets this done.

#3.....Dr. Dre - Detox

Nobody really knows whats gonna be on here and i think that's a good thing. He's been working on it for almost 5 years now and this is probably the only album on this list with the possibility of being an instant classic. Real talk. In 1992, Dre blessed us with one of the best Albums of all time in "The Chronic". Shits probably the best produced CD ever along with Wu Tangs "Enter the 36 Chambers". Chronic could still get bumped today and is still a personal favorite of mine. Even "2001" goes hard. Hopefully Devin the Dude returns with a guest spot on here. Featured guests should include T.I., Ice Cube, Bishop Lamont, Drake, Jay-Z, Nas, Lil Wayne, 50 cent, The Game, and of course Eminem and Snoop. This one's gonna be dope as fuck so you can only wonder how ill the top 2 are.....

#4.....Jay Z - Blueprint 3

Very rarely does Jigga man make a wack album. Meaning, only Roc La Familia was weak, but it definately isnt a knock on him. The first two singles are "Jockin Jay-Z", and "Swagga Like Us". We'll probably sing them and remix em with dibbs lines. Supposedly it will drop in Sept, but who really knows. Production will mainly be handled by Kanye West. Go cop the Air Yeezy's! Jigga remains in the limelight because of his superior lyrical talent, and his ability to move units. So if i had to pick an album to be the safest pick, it would definately be BP3. This would be a good birthday present for the gagginz. Ah, man what's optalk?

# 5.....Clipse - Till the Casket Drops

Clipse burst onto the scene with 2002's "Lord Willin" and followed that up with the critically acclaimed "Hell Hath No Fury" in 2006. Over the years Malice and Pusha have showcased there lyrical skills, and proved they deserve to be in the mainstream. Probably the only cats who could rap about cocaine on every record and still be hot. They dropped a mixtape in December 2008 aptly titled, "Road to Till the Casket Drops". Shit was straight fire. This new album will feature production from Kanye, Swiss Beatz, Rick Rubin, and of course The Neptunes. With 2 hot albums under there belt already, expect this one to follow suit and hit the trifecta.

5 Most Anticipated Albums for 2009

They claim Hip Hop is dead, and i dont fully agree with that but it's def not what it used to be. Now im not the type of guy who hates all rappers who didnt drop in the 90s or nothin like that. I just think that nowadays, alot of rappers have discarded the Lyrical part of it. The art of Emceeing is definately dying.

But I've been saying for quite some time, 2009 is gonna be a great year in Hip Hop. Theres alot of bullshit music coming out nowadays. but there's alot of good music too. Just gotta open ya ears up and quit listenin to the radio. A few legends will drop later this year. Along with a bunch of new cats. So with that being said I will bring you a countdown of my 5 Most Anticipated albums for '09. If you're expecting to read about Wayne's rock album, you can find another list cuz it aint here potna! Best two CDs of this year are DOOM's "Born Like This" and Jadakiss' "The Last Kiss". Jada been relevant in the game for over a decade, and just now he's startin to get mainstream love. Its ashame. DOOM def aint as famous but he on some different shit. Raw. Stay tuned for the countdown starting with #5....

S.P.M Freestyle

This Bud Light is so fuckin good. Ice cold. Heaven will probably taste like beer. This freestyle is a personal favorite of my older brother Andrew.

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Pete texted me "what you doin ramhead?". So i told him, "shit, just droppin my bowl when that spirit comes becuase my door didnt have lamb blood on it". Making me Ramses. And he responded, "Lmao fuckin funny, i was gonna call you ramses but didnt feel like spelling it. no joke". Thats funny we both thought of Ramses at the same time. Prince Of Egypt goes hard.

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AC just sraight up texted me, "you drunk puppet masta???" lmao. So fuckin funny. And thought a wolves mouthwash is "wolverine". Holy shit i was rollin. I gotta go drink lambchops tears so i catch ya on the flip.

PS I have a corduroy eye.

Thoughts

Damn Rihanna is fine as hell. I aint even gonna front. I also established a new Pong rival in Big D. Damn we had a best of 5 series and obviously that hoe went all the way to game 5. He beat me with 1 cup left after we were both drunk and full as shit. Actually drunk right now so give me props on the raw typing skills. Man im physically and emotionally drained from that series lol. That fool brought the heat and i couldnt hang in the 5th. Fell 1 cup short. Def a Bird/Magic battle. Gotta pay respect though cuz we wuz both full as fuck and i didnt think i would make it through after like the first 3 games. A brit tried a figure four.

That byram Country Mix go hard as hell. I miss that nigga on the reals. Cant fuckin wait till summer to have mad parties lol. When he comes back, me pete him and dev should get together and fuckin chill and dominate a keg. Only friends worthy of chillin with my family are Matt and the Beasts. Damn im fuckin rambling but its all good. Had a fuckin blast too. Well i gonna wander lmao. Roger Gore is getting life in prison and my sister bought him Sonic once.

Beerfest

(This is actually the beerfest team. Ashley is the photographer)

Poppa P knew who Danny Tanner was. That has nothing to do with this, but its a stat that everyone should know. Also, while im watching the Cavs beat the Hawks, i heard "We Made You" in the background. They beeped the word "lesbian". Your Joakim Noah. Not to mention you led Florida to a national title. In Basketball that is. Why'd i even think of him??? Conceited i guess.

Now lets get to business. Beerfest is a real funny movie. I wish it was real. It got me thinking if i had to assemble a real 5 person team for competition, who would i take?? I dont know why half this post was nonsense. Gay mind, stay on track. This was actually easier than i thought it would be. So without further ado, heres 4 other cats and why i picked them. Because I obviously Captain our team....

Ashley Carter - She's a girl. She's skinny and small. But she makes this list off of sheer will. I've seen her outdrink men plenty of times. She wouldn't quit on me. (I just heard Ready Or Not by The Fugees at the Cavs game too. Damn they're gonna win the Championship). Another great quality she brings is the fact that she isn't picky. A good trait to possess and one of which all these members do.

Gonzo- The original "Thickness". He'll always take an early lead and he never leaves a beer unfinished. He's drank a whole Tables worth of beers during a Pong game, just cuz he was thirsty. Although he fears bonging them, he's never shyed away from chugging his freshly opened beer. Also he thrives on crowd reaction. If there was an equivalent of hulking up in drinking, he does it.

Matt Byram- The "Rudy" of drinking. His heart is second to none. I would literally trade three grown men to draft Matthew Michael. A straight OG who literally drinks untill he falls asleep. And the only person on this list of whom i have never seen throw up. A true warrior. The heart of the party. I guarantee if you told him to bong a beer in his ass, he would.

Pete Silva- The other half of the "Fat Gaggins". Along with Me and Gonzo, he possesses the mindset of, "Ima get mine!!". Meaning, no matter where the party is or how much beer is there, he's gonna put in work. Even if that means bonging 2 beers, than playing a game of pong, and drinking a bud lime while playing that game. Trust me, i've witnessed it happen. He once sat outside by himself talking on the phone for an hour, and a bunch of girls and gay men left like 8 beers on that table. Some unopened, some opened with a drink taken out of em, and some halfway gone. And he cleaned the table off and hadnt moved.

Quick Hits

Easily in the top 5 funnest games of all time for any console. PS2 used to run shit. We could play that shit for days and have epic battles. Ultimate Warrior, Booker T, Lyger (the black steiner), Heath, the Robot, Ken Shamrock (no one could fuck with him in royal rumbles). Dancer used to do those Beepit Elbow's and attempt to throw off both elbow pads but they wouldnt come off. Dad was at the bottom of the ramp. Sada used to beat you in Ladder Matches cuz he was real quick. The only gay thing about this game was it took days to save.

On another note, tonite was the first time i ever tried a Mickeys 40 oz. It was delicious. Well that doesnt say much, cuz every 40 is fuckin good. Damn i murdered cats on the Edward 40 Hands. You from the Dagobah ???? You big poppa right???? You from Texas??!! Damn Texas and Beer are two of the cooler things ever invented. If you dont like either of them, you're fuckin weak.

Chicharones and a 12-pack of Bud Lime sound Heavenly. Played the new UFC game demo for PS3 and that shit went hard. Graphics were crazy and shit was mad fun. Chuck Liddell and Shogun Rua had at least 30 epic fights tonite. You would've said "72 fights". Man if they hit Hip Hop i'm goin out there!

Chicken Walker

An AT-ST aka Chicken Walker, walked around the corner and you said, "Hey cutie!!" and it shot you.

Intro

I'll probably end up posting alot of nonsense on here such as "Ill Thoughts", stuff about FWO, funny stuff that happens at parties, movies, music, sports shit, and random things that race through my head.

With that being said, i am wearing a blue t-shirt right now and i look like Calibos. Too bad im Canibus. Signin' off...Peace