Summer ’09 comes to a close

With the end of summer having arrived I just wanted to reflect on mine. It was with no question the best I've ever had (Drake voice). Here are some quick Awards and highlights for you all to enjoy.

My pong record:

94 - 41

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Top drinking buddies:

1. Gonzo
2. Gilleez
3. Paul
4. J-Rod



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Top party spots:

1. Reserve Apartments (Gilleez crib)
2. Perfection (Silva crib)

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Cutest Crew Award:

Our last chance to party before we leave for School happened this Tuesday in Perfection with Jacci, and Ronny. Jacci didn’t drink so she could be the designated driver, Pete and I drank all the beer during pong, and Ronny drank 3 Joose’s. That night he proved himself as the funniest man alive. To top it off, Pete sold him 5 shirts for $25. How horny is that?

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Creepiest Crew Award:

One Friday Paul came over, we pre-gamed and than went to Marco’s. We started playing Pong and than Paul decided to go to his girlfriend’s crib for a bit and never returned. So we were abandoned there with many strangers. But you know the Simba’s mingle and become the heart of the party. Eventually after running the table and 2 hours later, Ashley’s beast ass came and saved the day!

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Memorable Characters Met:

Rae - Gillez' main squeeze. She wore my polo and was the first female MMC.
Megan - She can move her tongue really fast.
Wynslow - The lesser known of this trio. She had something in store for her.
Oso - Nick Olsen. He's known to call his shots in pong and get nasty.
Veronica - She was literally used as a Taxi driver.
Everett - A black man from jail who had stab wounds and freestyled alot.
Jodi - Marco's best friend. She was real hot one night.
Justin - Jodi's brother. He's a sophomore Tackle at Albany.
Sonny - His friend got caught stealing gas and was forced to pay.
Audi - She held a shovel.
Shawna - Ratbag's cousin. She got real hammered and Pete watched her pee.
Kyla - Audi's best friend. Pete hit on her alot but she did want the dick.
Brianna - Paul's fiancee. She's stronger than he is.
Katie - Brianna's cousin. She's Gonzo and gave us Babalu updates.
D.J. - Gilleez neighbor. He was hustled for liquor, and robbed of his hose head.
Gail - A super cute girl from Waco. She's known as the "Angel".
Sonia - We went to school with her for 8 years, yet no one knew her.
Paige - A white girl who drank Joose and got touched numerous times.

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Most Fun Party Award:

It was a Saturday night at Gilleez’ and it started out as usual. Playing Pong, bonging some beers and getting ratchet. Little did we know it would change our lives for the better. After getting hammered that night, Gonzo, Gilleez, Pete and I woke up and reminisced about our previous adventure. We also enjoyed watching Michael Jackson tributes all morning/night. That’s when it hit us. Let’s start playing pong!

It was a mere 10:00am but we figured fuck it. Why wait for Sunday night to boogey? We ordered ‘za and drank about 4 cases throughout the day, not to mention drank that night too until about 4:00am Monday morning. When we finally woke up we departed his Apartment around Noon and went home and crashed. Our voices were all hoarse and we were fatigued as hell.

That’s the most I’ve ever laughed in my life. So many funny things were said/invented that night, that it’s one that will truly be cherished for years to come. And definitely one that I will never forget. It’s easily the most fun I’ve had in my whole drinking career. No other night even comes close. Every man should get the chance to drink for 24 hours out of a possible 32 with his 3 best friends.

HOF for Mason? Not quite

With the announcment of Derrick Mason's retirement coming earlier today, i think now is the right time to say that while he isn't quite Hall of Fame material, there's no doubting that he is one of the most underrated Wide Receivers of his time. He's been one of the more consistent WRs in the AFC since 2000 when he took over the starting role in Tennessee.

Mason managed to gain 1,000 yards in 7 of his 9 years as a starter and made the Pro-Bowl in 2 of them. He was the primary target of Steve McNair, and helped Joe Flacco develop as a solid NFL Quarterback. Mason's one of the more "under the radar" WRs in the league, never flashy, just got the job done. He was a good route runner and had solid hands. And though reports say he asked for a 2-3 year extension, which were denied because the Ravens organization beleives he didn't warrant one, don't beleive the hype that he's washed up.

Mason would be a great pickup for a team with some cap space and a hole in there Receiving corps. He's still a 1 or 2 option in my opinion.

Rampage just became the coolest UFC fighter

B.o.B - "Put Me On"

Check out Bobby Ray's video from his newest Mixtape titled "B.o.B v. Bobby Ray". This shit is straight fire. Best mixtape of the year hands down!

Album Review: Tonya Morgan - Brooklynati

A friend of mine told me about this group he heard about 2 weeks ago. He downloaded there sophomore LP, "Brooklynati", and told me it was straight fire. He said it was the second best CD this year after Eminem's "Relapse". Damn! It must be pretty good right?? So after hearing so much hype about Tonya Morgan, you know I had to check it out for myself...

When the first beat drops on the first track, I could tell i was in for a blast to the past to a smooth, melodic East Coast sound. Almost every track on here stays true to this formula though. So if you're not a fan of this distinct sound, you might as well press the eject button. After my first listen, it's easy to tell that Tonya Morgan was heavily influenced by early NY rap groups such as A Tribe called Quest and Wu Tang. Of course, y'all know me as a fan of this sound, so early on I'm vibin to it. But as you get through the whole CD, this is really all you get. It's a good musical CD to just kick it and smoke a beadie to, but the rhymes just weren't there for me. I never heard one line where i went "Daaaammmmmnnnn!" and had to rewind it or nothing. They also fail to change there flows throughout the album. So that leaves a lot of the tracks with the same sound.

I could really go on and on, but to save us both time I'll close it up with this. To be successful in Hip-Hop, in my opinion, lyricism IS a must. So when an album is lacking in that department, it takes a big hit. Also, it lacked a mainstream/radio friendly track. At first listen i was ready to give "Brooklynati" a 7 or 8. But after repeated listens I'll just say it's a pretty good CD.

Final rating 6/10

Who's with me

When are we going to poke E.T's face????

This Weekend

SYMBIOTE!

This weekend i was fortunate to party with some sluts and it may have, actually was with no question, the funnest I've ever had. I didn't think a human being could drink so much beer and laugh so much until i did it. Hit the trifecta Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I lost my voice Sunday actually and it was raspy Monday from laughing so much. We invented "The Shimmy", Gonzo twisted his ankle, a wall got broke, girls almost got raped, Travis took a mixture of shots that included piss, shit and cum, Rodman gave me a blumpkin, we microwaved 'za, almost hid a dead girl in Narnia, peed on a chicks shoes, Mac Culkin wrote Nas' rhymes, we turned the stereo from "Loud", "Louder", to "What are you, nuts!?", Gum1, Gilleez licked a General, put an earthworm in Jimmy's dick, we met an angel from Waco, everybody did Giseppie, it was discovered that Paul Williams thinks wookie noises are hilarious, and uh, many other things.

Not to mention, I'm officially a member of the Century Club! (100 shots of beer in 100 minutes for those of you who aren't aware) And the MMC's are God's gift to Earth. All in all, that was the most fun I've ever had partying. I was gonna blog live, but i crashed out :(